When someone touches my phone
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scrolling down facebook news feed.
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Responsibilities? Grades? Expectations? Life?
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god i want to punch somebody. not slap. because slapping stings both parties.
shewonttellyou: I am fucking tired.
My flash just went off when I was trying to take a...
maybeweshouldtakeitslow: qinpanzee: Life is over. facepalm I’m acting like I am testing my flash to see if it works. LOL ALEX YOU WOULD ♥
not fuckin fair.
Maybe things would be easier if I was pretty.
day 9: 2 smilies that describe ur life now
I hate it when I arrange to hang out with a guy,
shewonttellyou: and he decides he needs to bring his friends. Like really? Do you really think it’s gonna be that awkward or boring? Then why don’t we just not hang out? Dumbass..
Taking a picture with my friend
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When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
A typical Asian party. →
littlewang: heyy-acee: Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything. Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck. Teens - Stay in one area downstairs, eat, talk, whatever. Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow. Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?” Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do yo hab girlpren?” DUDE. THIS...
words cannot express my regret, frustration, anxiety, fear, and exhaustion right now. and sorrow.
I seriously wish I was a Koala bear.
day 8: 3 turn ons
1. humor 2. dorkiness 3. athleticism
where do i fit? i don’t have the patience for fine art. nor do i have the time to get together a fine arts portfolio. i don’t think i have enough computer/graphic/design/illustration?!? skill for like digital arts or graphic design or like. i have no idea. i literally learned how to vector like less than 3 weeks ago. and i don’t even know if i’m doing it right. i...